Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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