Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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