My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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