Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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