Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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