marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I think I died a long time ago.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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