So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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