Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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