i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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