After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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