i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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