Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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