Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I love having hate sex.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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