i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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