They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I believe in your delicious
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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