Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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