I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
please don't ironically join a cult
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