Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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