let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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