dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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