I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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