all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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