just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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