is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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