im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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