She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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