i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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