Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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