Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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