we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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