is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Found the puke drawer
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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