Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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