drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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