For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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