does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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