Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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