pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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