Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
My bed is full of blood and feathers
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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