you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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