how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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