belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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