I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
We smell like vodka and hangover
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