you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I looked at my own cervix.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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