OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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