Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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