Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry Paweth hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(908): View more from New Jersey

no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request

Fav 18 4255 1220
share tweet
(925): View more from California

We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?

Fav 37 3066 2832
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(513): View more from Ohio

I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair

Fav 35 5010 1081
share tweet
(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.

Fav 24 4859 2319
share tweet
(205): View more from Alabama

I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.

Fav 50 2804 8240
share tweet
(612): View more from Minnesota

She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.

Fav 5 1603 2436
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(978): View more from Massachusetts

I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon

Fav 5 3839 1280
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(910): View more from North Carolina

I'm getting married

(910): View more from North Carolina

To pizza

Fav 2 743 418
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(910): View more from North Carolina

All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.

(1-910): View more from North Carolina

They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.

Fav 0 94 11
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT