I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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