If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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