Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
