drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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