The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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